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By Lavender October 23, 2008

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Horoscope for Oct. 24-Nov. 6 Get on the campaign trail, as this presidential November gets under way. Lucky Jupiter trines stern Saturn, which gives us an extra vote that ensures our success. So, don’t sit on your stump. Get Out and vote…twice!

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 20)

Proud Rams prepare for Thanksgiving now by talking turkey on the job. Your great ideas hit their mark, and give you an advantage with the mucky mucks. Say what’s on your mind to both superiors and subordinates. Be diplomatic. Soon, you can forget the day-to-day grind, and concentrate on the bigger picture. Yes, long lunches and afternoon naps on your office couch.

TAURUS (APRIL 21-MAY 21)

If great minds think alike, try to align yourself with great creative minds. Queer Bulls unleash their gay muse, and create a masterpiece. Of course, if you fritter this energy on party pranks and cheap thrills, you only have yourself to blame. Later in November, all those artistic ideas evaporate, and you’ll become just another cog in the corporate wheel. Axle grease, anyone?

GEMINI (MAY 22-JUNE 21)

Use the next few weeks for quiet introspection, and discussion between you and relatives. Obviously, problems in the past bubbling under the surface need to be expressed before they erupt. Good. Pink Twins can do what they need to do to pave over disagreements, and live life to the fullest. Don’t kowtow to anyone. Ha! As if you ever could!

CANCER (JUNE 22-JULY 23)

Jupiter trines Saturn, enabling you to do the necessary fiscal research, focus your thoughts, and create a compelling strategy. Good timing. Gay Crabs are angling for a fat wallet and a cushy financial pillow. Take time to study the small print, though. You will have time to fit the puzzle together later in the month, but first, you have to collect all the little pieces.

LEO (JULY 24-AUGUST 23)

All other things being equal, you will be concerned and focused on your health and diet inordinately. Proud Lions want to slim down in time for the holidays. Strike while the spirit and the flesh both are willing. At the same time, you find ingenious ways to enjoy life and lust to the fullest without the extra calories. As you well know, sugar better is spread than eaten.

VIRGO (AUGUST 24-SEPTEMBER 23)

With your active mind, incredible thoughts and insights come fast and furious to you now. Queer Virgins may have trouble focusing on one particular topic for an extended period, but who cares? The idea is to accumulate all sorts of seemingly useless and frivolous ideas. You will be amazed at how you can build on these snippets, and create a master plan.

LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24-OCTOBER 23)

Proud Libras love what they have to say, but have an audience of one to judge. Be politic if you can around family. Anything you let drop will create a sinkhole…or is it stinkhole? Secrets are exposed, and so are you. But this may not be a bad thing. Oftentimes, vulnerability is attractive and sexy. I guess you will find out if this is one of those times.

SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24-NOVEMBER 22)

Queer Scorps feel like a chameleon trying on different personal styles to see which one fits just right. Take heart, dear queer soul. You crawl before you walk. This particular regeneration takes several tries before the true lavender you emerges. In the meantime, seek affirming social groups, and test some opinions. But don’t go for consensus. Test the limits to get a true read.

SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23-DECEMBER 22)

What is the best way to harness and guide your professional success? Those gay Archers who have been working hard will reap their rewards. Those who have slid by on their oily charm may have a second chance to prove themselves. Who knows? By the end of the month, you could be the main corporate flavor. Let’s hope it’s not roasted turkey.

CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23-JANUARY 20)

If you’re conjuring a vacation, try to plan something extraordinary and life-changing now. Pink Caps need a bit of zest. They can put the zip back into their current life course, or find even greener pastures to explore. Viva la difference! You not only can discover new things about yourself, but also find some new and exciting travel mates.

AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21-FEBRUARY 19)

Paging Dr. Freud: Aqueerians are in need of a consult. What’s holding you back from true affirmation and happiness? You have no excuse. Use November to liberate your mind and body. Make the most of it. By Thanksgiving, you’ll tire of staring into your navel, and seek to stare into someone else’s navel. Of course, as Freud said, sometimes a navel is just an orange.

PISCES (FEBRUARY 20-MARCH 20)

Guppies are more focused than usual on partnership issues this November. Play your hand, while Jupiter trines Saturn, putting the spark back into partnerships. Set your cards on the table, and see how the points add up. By Thanksgiving, you lustily can trump your partner’s ace, and win the trick. Don’t be a dummy—I suggest that some Fish should go for the rubber.


© 2008 THE STARRY EYE, LLC. All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only. Lichtenstein’s blog www.thestarryeye.typepad.com covers everything New Age. Her astrology book HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians is an international sensation. Buy it, and feel the vibration.

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