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Out in the Stars

By Lavender August 28, 2008

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Horoscope for Aug. 29-Sept. 11 Summer may be winding down, but that doesn’t mean we should. Lucky Jupiter redirects now, delivering a package of luck and bounty to our front door. Don’t hurt your back lifting it up.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 20)
Even though you have worked hard all through the summer, it was simply to keep from falling behind. Progress wasn’t expected or attained. But now, it all comes to you, gay Ram. Jupiter redirects, so suddenly, the senior staff sits up, and takes notice. Cash in, and slide through the holiday season on your good looks alone. It’s payback time.

TAURUS (APRIL 21-MAY 21)
Queer Bulls are not necessarily intrepid travelers. For them, something close to home and sedate is the best vacation. However you may have felt more penned in than usual this summer. September is the time to break loose, and see the world. Jupiter redirects, putting the fire back into your imagination and navigation. How exotic and spicy will it be? Pack the Pepto!

GEMINI (MAY 22-JUNE 21)
Lucky in cards; unlucky in love? Not this month, pink Twin. While the past has been a series of affairs, you get serious now. Show lovers your hand, and reap the delightful benefits, as Jupiter redirects. You are back to your charming and flirty self, so you can attract anyone you desire. The trick will be to keep it down to a manageable 52 cards. All hands on deck!

CANCER (JUNE 22-JULY 23)
If you have been feeling unappreciated or even underappreciated, September is the month to get back on track with certain relationships. The summer might have been a struggle for balance and understanding. The dust is settling, so you can concentrate, speak your mind, and be understood and accepted. Gay Crabs who are at sea can net a big fish later in the month.

LEO (JULY 24-AUGUST 23)
The day-to-day job has been one long slog through the summer. Not only have your efforts gone unnoticed, but also you might have felt ignored and marginalized. Proud Lions have been working far too long and far too hard not to see some reward at the end of the day. Jupiter redirects, and brings home the bacon. Now, it is your job to fry it up, and serve it to the masses.

VIRGO (AUGUST 24-SEPTEMBER 23)
Although it is difficult to believe, fun might have been too much trouble for you this entire summer. There were always too many tiresome details to the arrangements, and too much cleanup after it all. Now, as Jupiter redirects, queer Virgins finally can enjoy the bon temps. The question is: Are any good times left as autumn arrives? Yes! Create some.

LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24-OCTOBER 23)
Proud Libras will enjoy all the comforts of home this September. All through the summer, you might have found any excuse to escape, and let the house collect dust. Concentrate now on sprucing up your surroundings, and prepare for the holiday season ahead. You also can enlist some helping hands. Ply them with food and drink while you “supervise.”

SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24-NOVEMBER 22)
While you pride yourself on your deft communication, eloquence might have eluded you throughout the summer. Nothing you could say would sway others to your side. Now, queer Scorps can charm any snake, and get what they want through words alone. Will you use this gift for goodness or nastiness? Let me guess.

SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23-DECEMBER 22)
Your financial situation brightens after a summer of clouds and showers. Money problems find excellent solutions in September. No only can you find the right adviser and discover the best research, but also you are able to maneuver effectively through the markets to create an overflowing nest egg. Think cushy early retirement, gay Archer. Whoo hoo!

CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23-JANUARY 20)
Pink Caps cannot be relegated to the sidelines any longer. Your ideas reach a critical mass, and your charisma quotient soars. Lesser planets gravitate into your orbit. Jupiter redirects this September, pushing you Out into the center of the limelight to great public acclaim. So, prepare for your close-up, and wear something suitable. No, not cellophane micromini shorts.

AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21-FEBRUARY 19)
The best decisions you can make are those that come from your gut this September. Aqueerians have felt that their intuition was on the fritz throughout the summer. Now that Jupiter redirects, you get back on track, and discern friend from foe easily. A secret admirer also may be hiding in the background. Will he make himself known? I think you know.

PISCES (FEBRUARY 20-MARCH 20)
If the summer has felt more solitary than usual, you can use the fall to come out of your self-imposed exile, and rejoin the gang. Jupiter redirects, giving you many reasons to get involved in myriad group activities. Join new organizations, and expand your social circle. Current friends will seek you out, too. Fill up your dance card, and dance through all the holidays.

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