Ms. Behavior®: Day-After-Sex Etiquette

Dear Ms. Behavior:

After ending a rocky six-year relationship, I’ve decided to take time off from anything that involves commitment, and I’m learning just to date. Hooking up with women is easier and more fun than I expected, maybe because I’m more confident than I ever have been.

The problem is that I don’t know how to act the next day—when I don’t want to pursue a relationship with the person I’ve slept with. Am I expected call or text her anyway, just to be polite? It feels cold to be silent, but I don’t want to create false expectations of a continuing relationship.

—Jojo

Dear Jojo:

You probably safely could call, and say, “Hey,” but then again, so could she (whoever “she” is on a particular morning after). You could have a normal conversation, as if you are two adults who just have shared a meal (or something like a meal).

However, if you’re worried about a postsex phone call creating false expectations, it probably means that you “forgot” to mention your antirelationship position prior to assuming the lezzie leg clench. Whether that’s cool depends on what else you said.

If you implied that you’d be seeing each other again, talked about having babies together, or went online and looked at houses for sale, then you behaved deceptively by not explaining your no-relationship policy.

Disclosure of your intention comes with certain risks. Someone who wants a relationship might not be interested in a sex-only date, so she might tell you to buzz off. But it could go the other way, too—mentioning that you’d like to hook up but don’t want a relationship often fans the flames of seduction.

Your words of protest even act as an aphrodisiac to those who are ambivalent about getting involved, so perhaps you unintentionally are targeting a market of people who are relationship-avoidant (which may have its own consequences later).

Of course, your plan to stay single ultimately will backfire. Girl-on-girl sex inevitably will lead to something juicier and more interesting than you anticipated. Poor you!

Dear Ms. Behavior:

I left my ex-girlfriend, Mimi, and moved to back to my home state. She is not a bad person, but she doesn’t volunteer or offer money to charitable organizations, and I feel that her values are shallow.

The sad part is that when I left Mimi, I was forced to give up custody of our son. I felt terrible about leaving him, but I knew that I couldn’t spend my life with Mimi, and I desperately needed to move back home.

I was depressed, and needed to reconnect with old friends and family. I am dealing with my sadness in therapy, and I believe that I’ve made the right decision for me.

Here’s my dilemma: My income has increased quite a bit this year, but I haven’t mentioned it to Mimi. I now earn a lot more money than she does, and I easily could pay more child support than I currently pay.

The problem is that I can’t stand the thought of funding Mimi’s shallow lifestyle (i.e., I don’t want to fund her expensive clothes and cosmetics). If I send her money for our son, I can’t control what she’ll spend it on.

What do you think I should do?

—Logan’s Other Mother

Dear Logan’s Other Mother:

You can leave your ex, and run back to your hometown—or to Oz or Narnia if you want—but your child is still your responsibility. So, pay up, and do it graciously.

If you’re raking in the dough in this crappy economy, why do you care if your financial help allows Mimi to get herself something she couldn’t buy otherwise?

Also, can you really afford to criticize Mimi’s penchant for clothes and hair gel when you essentially have abandoned your son?

Facing up to your responsibility means more than just paying the bills.

Your choices actually don’t consist of either living in misery with Mimi or moving to another state. You instead could have chosen to live near Mimi and your son, but not under the same roof, or you could have moved within a reasonable driving distance. But that would have involved putting the kid first, which doesn’t sound like your strong suit.

It also could have meant treating your depression with therapy or medication instead of with a moving van.

Next time you write to Ms. Behavior, try asking the question before you leave the state.

© 2008 Meryl Cohn. Address questions and correspondence to msbehavior@aol.com. She is the author of Do What I Say: Ms. Behavior’s Guide to Gay and Lesbian Etiquette (Houghton Mifflin). Signed copies are available directly from the author.

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