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	<description>The ORIGINAL podcasting sober drag queen takes you on an audio journey the likes of which you'll never forget.  Daily audio diary, celebrity interviews, crazy video and lots of heartfelt laughter!</description>
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		<title>By: Not Aunt Carol</title>
		<link>http://www.lavendermagazine.com/wandawisdom/contact-wanda/#comment-577129</link>
		<dc:creator>Not Aunt Carol</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hello, my name is Not Aunt Carol and I'm contacting you about a matter of some urgency.  

I was doing some early Xmas shopping the other day and I happened to stumble upon the Minneapolis location of "Bill &#38; Edna's Dildo Emporium" which is near that purple house that Prince lives in and a Blockbuster video.  

Anyway, I purchased the Anal Ripper 5000 (with the rotating head and the vibrating pleasure nubs) for my neice Wanda and I went home to wrap it.  

I noticed that the unit was no longer functioning, after 3 or 4 hours of continous usage, uh I mean "product safety testing."  

As one of your biggest customers, even though I've never been in one of your stores before, I demand a full and immediate refund, immediately.  

I have managed to extract most of the device and will be returning it post haste and forthwith after I run it through the dishwasher.  

I have now resorted to jamming rolled up "WatchTower" magazines into innappropriate places.  

Thanks for ruining my, uh I mean Wanda's Christmas!  

YOU MONSTERS!  

By-the-way, has the Bradley Traynor model arrived yet?  

I, uh I mean Wanda's having analgasms already,  

Happy Holidays!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello, my name is Not Aunt Carol and I&#8217;m contacting you about a matter of some urgency.  </p>
<p>I was doing some early Xmas shopping the other day and I happened to stumble upon the Minneapolis location of &#8220;Bill &amp; Edna&#8217;s Dildo Emporium&#8221; which is near that purple house that Prince lives in and a Blockbuster video.  </p>
<p>Anyway, I purchased the Anal Ripper 5000 (with the rotating head and the vibrating pleasure nubs) for my neice Wanda and I went home to wrap it.  </p>
<p>I noticed that the unit was no longer functioning, after 3 or 4 hours of continous usage, uh I mean &#8220;product safety testing.&#8221;  </p>
<p>As one of your biggest customers, even though I&#8217;ve never been in one of your stores before, I demand a full and immediate refund, immediately.  </p>
<p>I have managed to extract most of the device and will be returning it post haste and forthwith after I run it through the dishwasher.  </p>
<p>I have now resorted to jamming rolled up &#8220;WatchTower&#8221; magazines into innappropriate places.  </p>
<p>Thanks for ruining my, uh I mean Wanda&#8217;s Christmas!  </p>
<p>YOU MONSTERS!  </p>
<p>By-the-way, has the Bradley Traynor model arrived yet?  </p>
<p>I, uh I mean Wanda&#8217;s having analgasms already,  </p>
<p>Happy Holidays!</p>
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		<title>By: Brandon Brock</title>
		<link>http://www.lavendermagazine.com/wandawisdom/contact-wanda/#comment-535925</link>
		<dc:creator>Brandon Brock</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 01:31:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi Wanda- Just a quick link to a clip about Virginia Foxx's disgusting comments about the late Matthew Shepard. There's a donation campaign to raise money for the democratic challenger to her seat in the next election. Here's all the info:

http://www.actblue.com/page/thepoweronline

thanks,
Brandon in NYC</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi Wanda- Just a quick link to a clip about Virginia Foxx&#8217;s disgusting comments about the late Matthew Shepard. There&#8217;s a donation campaign to raise money for the democratic challenger to her seat in the next election. Here&#8217;s all the info:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.actblue.com/page/thepoweronline" rel="nofollow">http://www.actblue.com/page/thepoweronline</a></p>
<p>thanks,<br />
Brandon in NYC</p>
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		<title>By: Vanessa</title>
		<link>http://www.lavendermagazine.com/wandawisdom/contact-wanda/#comment-496175</link>
		<dc:creator>Vanessa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 05:13:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wanda,

I just had to write you and tell you today you were my very first podcast show I've listened to, and fell instantly in love you! 
Your doing a fabulous job, and keep doing what you doing! 

Vanessa from Anchorage, Alaska</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wanda,</p>
<p>I just had to write you and tell you today you were my very first podcast show I&#8217;ve listened to, and fell instantly in love you!<br />
Your doing a fabulous job, and keep doing what you doing! </p>
<p>Vanessa from Anchorage, Alaska</p>
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		<title>By: Crazy Eddie</title>
		<link>http://www.lavendermagazine.com/wandawisdom/contact-wanda/#comment-494358</link>
		<dc:creator>Crazy Eddie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 04:20:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don't have to repeat what all these crazies are saying but I do have to tell ya that I um, got love for ya.

There, I said it.

Besos</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t have to repeat what all these crazies are saying but I do have to tell ya that I um, got love for ya.</p>
<p>There, I said it.</p>
<p>Besos</p>
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		<title>By: Steve In Denver</title>
		<link>http://www.lavendermagazine.com/wandawisdom/contact-wanda/#comment-492997</link>
		<dc:creator>Steve In Denver</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 04:55:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wandita is the BEST and original podcasting drag queen hostess with tha mostess!

You go, gyrl!


Love Ewe!

Steve In Denver, Colorado USA</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wandita is the BEST and original podcasting drag queen hostess with tha mostess!</p>
<p>You go, gyrl!</p>
<p>Love Ewe!</p>
<p>Steve In Denver, Colorado USA</p>
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		<title>By: Danny</title>
		<link>http://www.lavendermagazine.com/wandawisdom/contact-wanda/#comment-379510</link>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:17:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just love your wit &#38; humor!  I can't stand it!!!!  Keep "up" the great work!  

Toodles,

Danny</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just love your wit &amp; humor!  I can&#8217;t stand it!!!!  Keep &#8220;up&#8221; the great work!  </p>
<p>Toodles,</p>
<p>Danny</p>
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		<title>By: marlon garren</title>
		<link>http://www.lavendermagazine.com/wandawisdom/contact-wanda/#comment-286491</link>
		<dc:creator>marlon garren</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 06:15:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wanda!
 i only recently got my first ipod (im a 37 year old gay pagan man, so, may be a little behind the times). i very quickly found you through itunes, and from the very first episode i listened to, i was bursting out loud,  laughing my ass off. i havent laughed like this in years and it feels great!! you are truly a miracle in my life right now. Thank you so much for what you do. i love to hook the ipod up to my car stereo and listen to you while i drive around town, always making sure to roll the windows down when i stop so all the ol' conservative fucks around town get a good loud dose of wanda!

bless you darlin'
marlon garren
asheville, nc</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wanda!<br />
 i only recently got my first ipod (im a 37 year old gay pagan man, so, may be a little behind the times). i very quickly found you through itunes, and from the very first episode i listened to, i was bursting out loud,  laughing my ass off. i havent laughed like this in years and it feels great!! you are truly a miracle in my life right now. Thank you so much for what you do. i love to hook the ipod up to my car stereo and listen to you while i drive around town, always making sure to roll the windows down when i stop so all the ol&#8217; conservative fucks around town get a good loud dose of wanda!</p>
<p>bless you darlin&#8217;<br />
marlon garren<br />
asheville, nc</p>
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		<title>By: cancubadam</title>
		<link>http://www.lavendermagazine.com/wandawisdom/contact-wanda/#comment-229574</link>
		<dc:creator>cancubadam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:38:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Wanda / Bradley
I just wanted to wish you a happy 33rd birthday
i hope you get all you want and have a very happy and awesome birthday from your friend Adam Fox aka cancubadam</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Wanda / Bradley<br />
I just wanted to wish you a happy 33rd birthday<br />
i hope you get all you want and have a very happy and awesome birthday from your friend Adam Fox aka cancubadam</p>
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		<title>By: adam fox</title>
		<link>http://www.lavendermagazine.com/wandawisdom/contact-wanda/#comment-221732</link>
		<dc:creator>adam fox</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:24:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>in a recent show you mentioned you missed japan 
here is a u tube link of a str8 gay boi and he is cool in my book anyways hope this helps 
from cancubadam fox host of planet cancub's toronto podcast

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IIM5Rjbzplc</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>in a recent show you mentioned you missed japan<br />
here is a u tube link of a str8 gay boi and he is cool in my book anyways hope this helps<br />
from cancubadam fox host of planet cancub&#8217;s toronto podcast</p>
<p><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=IIM5Rjbzplc" rel="nofollow">http://youtube.com/watch?v=IIM5Rjbzplc</a></p>
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		<title>By: miss marie levox</title>
		<link>http://www.lavendermagazine.com/wandawisdom/contact-wanda/#comment-213139</link>
		<dc:creator>miss marie levox</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:51:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ha wanda girl i just started tuning in to ur show ans it is fantabuless. and let me tell u that brad traner is a real stud muffin meow grrrr cant wate to here more from u e- mail me girl kissis much 
   yours mis marie levox</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ha wanda girl i just started tuning in to ur show ans it is fantabuless. and let me tell u that brad traner is a real stud muffin meow grrrr cant wate to here more from u e- mail me girl kissis much<br />
   yours mis marie levox</p>
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