I was just listening to the “Giblet’s Eve” show on my way home from work, and I had a thought you might enjoy, being the creative (and wildly inappropriate) gal you are. “Hillbilly Crackers” could EASILY come in a little box just like the old circus wagon-boxed animal crackers, with a minor modification. Just make the box look like a TRAILER! You should see if someone in the Lavender Art Department could mock up something. I see a new addition to the Gift Guide, don’t you?

Wanda! Here’s my poem for my gal-pal up north:

Oh Wanda
by Brandon Brock

Oh Wanda, how my heart does ache

For your sumptious voice and womanly shape.

I’ve been your fan since Golden Valley,

laughing at your jokes and follies.

I’ve laughed, I’ve cried

thanks to your podcast ballad

and even discovered chickey boobey salad.

And after a long day at my hectic ora-fuss,

I love to go home and find your show waiting for us.

Oh Wanda, my dear, our pod queen to the North!

Your auditory love never falls short

on your listeners’ ears who find a friend

in you, dear Wanda, to you our hearts we lend.

you didnt think that I, Brandon Nichols from Youtube, wouldnt come check out your awsome site? Well I am and it’s amazing!

Wanda, I just had to drop you a note and let you know how much your progrum means to my partner and I. We listen to you faithfully, and you’re such a bright spot in both our days. It’s constantly amazing how many experiences seem to be universal, whether you’re a single, sober drag queen hostess with the mostess, or two fat geeky lesbidesians.
We couldn’t love you more if you were blood, baby! Keep on keepin’ on!

ha wanda girl i just started tuning in to ur show ans it is fantabuless. and let me tell u that brad traner is a real stud muffin meow grrrr cant wate to here more from u e- mail me girl kissis much
yours mis marie levox

in a recent show you mentioned you missed japan
here is a u tube link of a str8 gay boi and he is cool in my book anyways hope this helps
from cancubadam fox host of planet cancub’s toronto podcast

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IIM5Rjbzplc

Hey Wanda / Bradley
I just wanted to wish you a happy 33rd birthday
i hope you get all you want and have a very happy and awesome birthday from your friend Adam Fox aka cancubadam

wanda!
i only recently got my first ipod (im a 37 year old gay pagan man, so, may be a little behind the times). i very quickly found you through itunes, and from the very first episode i listened to, i was bursting out loud, laughing my ass off. i havent laughed like this in years and it feels great!! you are truly a miracle in my life right now. Thank you so much for what you do. i love to hook the ipod up to my car stereo and listen to you while i drive around town, always making sure to roll the windows down when i stop so all the ol’ conservative fucks around town get a good loud dose of wanda!

bless you darlin’
marlon garren
asheville, nc

Just love your wit & humor! I can’t stand it!!!! Keep “up” the great work!

Toodles,

Danny

Wandita is the BEST and original podcasting drag queen hostess with tha mostess!

You go, gyrl!

Love Ewe!

Steve In Denver, Colorado USA

Don’t have to repeat what all these crazies are saying but I do have to tell ya that I um, got love for ya.

There, I said it.

Besos

Wanda,

I just had to write you and tell you today you were my very first podcast show I’ve listened to, and fell instantly in love you!
Your doing a fabulous job, and keep doing what you doing!

Vanessa from Anchorage, Alaska

Hi Wanda- Just a quick link to a clip about Virginia Foxx’s disgusting comments about the late Matthew Shepard. There’s a donation campaign to raise money for the democratic challenger to her seat in the next election. Here’s all the info:

http://www.actblue.com/page/thepoweronline

thanks,
Brandon in NYC

Hello, my name is Not Aunt Carol and I’m contacting you about a matter of some urgency.

I was doing some early Xmas shopping the other day and I happened to stumble upon the Minneapolis location of “Bill & Edna’s Dildo Emporium” which is near that purple house that Prince lives in and a Blockbuster video.

Anyway, I purchased the Anal Ripper 5000 (with the rotating head and the vibrating pleasure nubs) for my neice Wanda and I went home to wrap it.

I noticed that the unit was no longer functioning, after 3 or 4 hours of continous usage, uh I mean “product safety testing.”

As one of your biggest customers, even though I’ve never been in one of your stores before, I demand a full and immediate refund, immediately.

I have managed to extract most of the device and will be returning it post haste and forthwith after I run it through the dishwasher.

I have now resorted to jamming rolled up “WatchTower” magazines into innappropriate places.

Thanks for ruining my, uh I mean Wanda’s Christmas!

YOU MONSTERS!

By-the-way, has the Bradley Traynor model arrived yet?

I, uh I mean Wanda’s having analgasms already,

Happy Holidays!

Thanks for not mentioning that the ad for Cockpit Project was extremely tasteful…instead you pointed to the norm of gay advertising.
This little pamphlet caters to the whole gay community, and offers advertising at responsible rates. While they do not print the jibberish of nonsense found in Lavender, it is basic and to the point. Btw…did you happen to comment on the choice of Comcast for the Pride Award by Lavender? General Mills and Target are by far and above better qualified for that title. Maybe Comcast just has the advertising budget to survive Lavenders landscape.