Comments on: LBR#943: What Makes You Gay?

By: Not Aunt Carol

Not Aunt Carol — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:39:37 +0000

Okay Bitch, are you even IN a limo?

Or did you just fall down a port-a-potty?

I know you’re stuck in Minneapolis and all, but honestly.

Not Aunt Carol — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:31:07 +0000

Oh, and thank goodness they airbrushed out that EXTRA LARGE neon pink butt plug you had the “death grip” on.

Is there such a thing as “Carpal Bunghole I wonder?”

Let’s ask Lou Dobbs. She would know.

: )

Not Aunt Carol — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:22:20 +0000

Or is this the new Wanda Wisdom PEZ dispenser I keep hearing about?

“Uh, hey sailor, you want some candy? By the way, I’m Candy.”

Just throw yourself on the hood of the limo already.

“Wanda’s Bukake Motorcade of Jizz?”

“Wanda’s All-You-Can-Eat Traveling Crab Buffet?”

Whore! (And I mean that in a good way.)

Save me a seat next time.

Preferably yours.

Not Aunt Carol — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:04:52 +0000

Interesting photo Wanda. Hmmm.

I hope this doesn’t have anything to do with that “Bung Chow” you keep talking about.

Wanda Wisdom – High Priestess of POO!

Okay, uh I have to go bathe in Lysol now.

: )