Interesting photo Wanda. Hmmm.

I hope this doesn’t have anything to do with that “Bung Chow” you keep talking about.

Wanda Wisdom - High Priestess of POO!

Okay, uh I have to go bathe in Lysol now.

: )

Or is this the new Wanda Wisdom PEZ dispenser I keep hearing about?

“Uh, hey sailor, you want some candy? By the way, I’m Candy.”

Just throw yourself on the hood of the limo already.

“Wanda’s Bukake Motorcade of Jizz?”

or

“Wanda’s All-You-Can-Eat Traveling Crab Buffet?”

Whore! (And I mean that in a good way.)

Save me a seat next time.

Preferably yours.

Oh, and thank goodness they airbrushed out that EXTRA LARGE neon pink butt plug you had the “death grip” on.

Is there such a thing as “Carpal Bunghole I wonder?”

Let’s ask Lou Dobbs. She would know.

: )

Okay Bitch, are you even IN a limo?

Or did you just fall down a port-a-potty?

I know you’re stuck in Minneapolis and all, but honestly.