How could you have possibly missed the opportunity to mention the delicious PaKooooonski Pie with Cool Whip Topping that you MUST have had on the turkey’s days? MMmmmmmmm.

omg, darling! how did i forget to mention… and EAT… some PAKOOONSKI pie this turkey day?! just means i’ll have to have some between now and x-mas!

Wanda, I love you!!!!

Alwayssss a ssssmile on my face..ssssss when I lissssten to your progrumssssss. I love it..ssss. (Text just doesn’t do my s’s justice)ssss

I hope Cher Turkey comes back next year!

Aunt Jemima would make a wonderful Christmas guest!