LBR#346: Wanda’s Got A Big… Secret!

Wanda & Michele!

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Drag Queen Loves Michele Bachmann; Asks For Hand In Marriage

Minneapolis drag queen entertainer Wanda Wisdom proposes marriage to ultra-conservative Republican candidate Michele Bachmann.

Minneapolis, MN (PRWEB) September 15, 2006 Today’s announcement that pioneering drag queen podcaster Wanda Wisdom is proposing marriage to family values crusader and Minnesota Sixth District Congressional hopeful Michele Bachmann is sure to raise a few eyebrows.

From her utilitarian recording studio in south Minneapolis, the coquettish queen of podcasting shocked many by offering her hand in matrimony to the mother of traditional marriage in Minnesota. “I wanted to do my bit to protect the institution of marriage, says Wanda. Did you know people can marry dogs in Canada? Her motives, however, appear aimed at self-preservation. “I’m the product of the union between a man and a woman, right? I want to make sure future generations of drag queens get the same opportunities I had. Besides, I’m 31, still single and I have the right plumbing.”

As to why shes setting her sights on the already married Bachmann, Wanda is unapologetic. “Who else would I marry? I love Michele. Shes not afraid to tell people whats really wrong with this country. If we dont defend marriage, the terrorists win. I think theyre really behind this anyway. I heard on Fox News that Osama is alleged to have married a Volkswagen Jetta.

For her part Bachmann through her campaign has refused repeated attempts to discuss the matter with Wanda directly. Its OK. I imagine protecting marriage is a pretty busy job. Its under attack from all sides and our country is really in danger of losing its moral credibility. Besides, well have plenty of time to chat on the honeymoon.

Although it seems unlikely Senator Bachmann would actually leave her current husband to marry an openly gay drag queen, Wanda remains ever hopeful. I know Micheles going to come through, but Im planning the wedding, regardless. The institution of marriage is bigger than any one person.

Asked how she would feel being married to a possible member of Congress, Wanda hesitated. I hope she doesnt get elected, actually. That way well have more time to spend trading makeup and hair tips and upholding the sacred union between a man and a woman.

Details of Wandas effort to marry Michele Bachmann can be heard daily on her podcast at www.wandawisdom.com.

About Wanda Wisdom

Wanda Wisdom is the fictional persona of Minneapolis artist Bradley Traynor and hostess of Lucky Bitch Radio, a daily podcast produced by Lavender Media Inc., publisher of Lavender Magazine, Minnesotas leading GLBT publication. The content of this press release is intended for entertainment purposes only and does not reflect the opinions of its author or those of Lavender Media, Inc.

39 Comments

  1. Comment by Zillafag on September 15, 2006 6:53 am

    Wow who made ya do this one?
    Michele Bachmann is a complete moron who does not deserve any publicity.
    Wanda have you lost your mind?
    Did someone think this would be funny?

  2. Comment by Matt on September 15, 2006 10:23 am

    Michele Bachmann > Kathleen Harris.
    As what Rush Limbaugh says “Demonstrating Absurdity by being absurd”. hehhehe

  3. Comment by Michael on September 15, 2006 11:02 am

    hmmmm…. I thought there was going to be some big announcement today?

  4. Comment by Zillafag on September 16, 2006 1:18 am

    Okay I get the joke now..well it is really a statement and I say raaaa raaaa!
    I hope the wedding goes well!

  5. Comment by Terry on September 16, 2006 3:04 pm

    All I have to say is if your gonna do this in the name of equality good luck, god bless and please no kids, at least not with Michele’s genes… I’d much rather have little Wanda’s running around that aren’t homophobic and that know what the definition of good hair is.

  6. Comment by David on September 18, 2006 8:28 am

    I love you so hard, Wanda! You make me giggle incessantly.

  7. Comment by ninja on October 5, 2006 9:52 am

    wanda,
    That was GREAT art! What an amazing show. I loved every single second of it. big kisses. Hey, michele is a real cutie! If she won’t marry you – maybe she’ll come up here to canada and marry this lesbian ninja – let me know if I can propose. God knows I don’t want to trounce on your bid for real happiness.

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