Lucky Bitch Radio with Wanda Wisdom

Hi Wanda
Great show today. Your discription of your nan shuffling along in her slippers made me smile… but the realy worrying thing is that I think I must be turning into an old lady, because I too put my tissue under my pillow if i’m feeling particularly snuffly!!!!
You asked if listeners in other countries were bored with hearing you talk about American politics…. not at all. I think it is facinating.
UK prisons? Don’t ask. They are generaly considered to be nothing more that holiday camps. And yes, murderers are aloud out on shopping trips! They are lucky to have the money to spend on a shopping trip!!!
Oh and one last thing, I think the new iTunes is good too, even the swanky new blue logo. ( I heard Madge bitching about it today tho lol)
Well nearly time for dindin’s.
Good night!
Gary

Ahoy matey, I be knowin’ the scurvy dawg which be goin’ by the name of Austen at yer studios. Ye should pull him off scrubbin’ his poop deck an’ keel haul him over yer deck. While he be a most wonderful tar black I worry about the time he spends sharpin’ his skates an’ playin’ with them unsavory types such as Canadians. The boy also spends too much time in his cabin playin’ with his puss.

Ifin you are unable to properly chastise the scurvy cockswain I would be behooved ifin ye would send him to the great city of Portland Oregon where we might shanghai his mangy self and press him into service of various unsavory sea-captains. I be sure the bosun bait would reset his course ifin he were to surround hisself with sea men as is the secret want of his heart.

Also the nasty scent comin’ from yer galley be his rank vegetarian cooking. That thar be a boy who could use a knuckle o’ beef.

Yarrr
- The dread pirate Fluffball