I Want My Mommy…

Day 4-ish with what felt at first like a mediocre sore throat and possibly seasonal allergies has progressed into something quite unenjoyable, frankly. Swallowing feels like somebody’s scraping the inside of my throat with a wire brush…

…and I can’t even talk! Me? Not talk? AAAAHHHHH!!

I want my mommy… :)

The relentless boredom of sitting in bed for two straight days drinking tepid water and bad soup isn’t doing much for me either… except shedding the pounds! I knew I could lose weight (and shit sideways)!

Did I mention I’m a drama queen?

I still want my mommy…

Later today, I think I’ll be venturing out to get some antibiotics… wish me luck.

Kisses… or at least air kisses from behind an anti-microbial mask…

My kingdom for a bucket of fried chicken!

Back to repeats of “Are You Being Served.”

Your humble hostess,

Wanda

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12 Comments

  1. Comment by tp on March 15, 2006 8:34 am

    Poor Wanda! Shall I send round some liquidized Pizza - we don’t want you to waste away…

    Be well soon,

    tp
    x

  2. Comment by David from Chicago on March 15, 2006 9:42 am

    Thinking of you and sending moist vitamin C enriched air kisses! ~David

  3. Comment by Darin on March 15, 2006 11:02 am

    Awww..Wanda…I hope you get to feeling better PRONTO!!!

    Thinkin’ of ya -

    Darin

  4. Comment by mikeypod on March 15, 2006 11:37 am

    hey!

    I miss talking to ya! hope you get to feeling better soon!

  5. Comment by Your sponsorette on March 15, 2006 2:44 pm

    Hey Wanda!

    Get lots of rest and drink lots of (non-alcoholic) beverages!

    If you have a fever dear, you should be going to the Dr. :)
    –Mom

  6. Comment by Paulie on March 15, 2006 5:08 pm

    Honey, your hairiest listener wants to let you know I suffered with a nasty cough/cold that lasted for a MONTH till I finally went to the Doctor Yes-tur-day. Had Pneumonia! So the Leviqun and an Inhailer and I already feel much better. So get your lard-ass to a doctor for sure.

    -Paulie

  7. Comment by Don on March 15, 2006 8:49 pm

    Get well soon Wanda!
    All the best honey.

  8. Comment by Puffy on March 15, 2006 9:05 pm

    It is much easier, and more affordable, to go to the god damn doctor when you have health insurance. I guess that the powers that be have been too busy turd give wanturd any… wouldn’t want your employees to be healthy. Nope.

  9. Comment by Adam on March 15, 2006 10:04 pm

    Get well soon Wanda! Take your vitamins and drink lots of water. Sterile hugs and kisses.

    Adam

  10. Comment by John on March 16, 2006 12:04 am

    Ah, I had that same type of infection 3 or 4 months ago that just took my voice out like yours is.

    Look on the bright side. To go with your Are You Being Served? you have beautiful (and heavy last I checked… about 10 minutes ago) snowfall just outside, which I believe you were talking about a few days ago about getting into a blanket and enjoying yourself… Mmm.. I also like that feeling..

    Anyway, I hope you get to feeling better so that we all may listen to your delicious drag voice once again.

  11. Comment by Jarno on March 16, 2006 9:34 am

    Pauvre Wanda. :( J’espère que tu vas guérir bientôt.

  12. Comment by healthinsurance on October 10, 2006 4:20 am

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