Issue 344

Luminesce Fuse

On the Runway Section
Check out our fashion layout featuring the newest clothing from United Colors of Benetton. Click here to download a printable PDF.

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Queer as Folks

Lynx Send Augustus to the Olympics
Minnesota Lynx’s Seimone Augustus. Photo by Sophia Hantzes
Selected by the Minnesota Lynx as a number-one pick during the 2006 WNBA Draft, 24-year-old Seimone Augustus’s career is red-hot. She was named SEC Player of the Year in both 2005 and 2006 prior to being drafted. Since then, she has been named […]

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Letters

Fireworks About Pride Fireworks
I’m keeping my posting on a positive note, and will refrain from “labeling” individuals who care about all communities and wildlife as complainers. I’m just a gay man who shares the thoughts of the majority of Minnesota’s gay community (millions nationwide) who care about their environment and wildlife.
I like fireworks, but where […]

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Yes, I Am a (Chicken) Breast Man!

by Wanda Wisdom

On the Runway Section
The lovely people here at Lavender have given me yet another chance to share with you some of my thoughts and observations about losing weight, eating healthy, and coming to terms with a new me. Aren’t you the lucky ones! For those of you who may have missed my inaugural attempt a […]

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Editorial Cartoon

Courtesy of Qsyndicate

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BigGayNews.com

Written and Compiled by Bradley Traynor

Local and National News
Local News
Minnesota Couple Marries in California
Tom Roycraft and Robert Johnson of Minneapolis tied the knot in California on July 8 at San Francisco’s City Hall. There, they ran into Mayor Gavin Newsom, longtime supporter of same-sex marriage, who stopped to pose for a photo with the newlyweds. Roycraft and Johnson both grew […]

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Stuck in the Glamour Trap

Lesbian Notions by Diane Silver

I yearn for the day when being a GLBT American is no more remarkable than being an Irish American. We still would be a definable group with an interesting and sometimes bitter history. We even might continue to hold parades every June. But the days of obsessing about politics would be long gone, because we […]

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Tawnja’s Treasures: Skorts: The Good, The Bad, or The Ugly

by Tawnja Zahradka

On the Runway Section
Minnesota summers are short, yet spectacular. I would dare to say that without them, we would lose half our residents to the year-round warmth of states like Arizona, Texas, and California. So, what keeps us planted here during our insanely frigid months of December and January? The memories we manufacture during June, […]

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Polo Opponents

Onward Style by Sara Rogers

On the Runway Section
Hot picks from MOA® Trend Specialist Sara Rogers
This summer classic is no longer reserved for tennis courts and golf courses. Polo’s have become an everyday look for all ages, and can be spotted this season in numerous colors and designs.

Oversize Logos
Burberry
178 South Avenue
Bigger is better this season, as classic logos are pumped […]

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A “Sordid” Life: An Interview with Rue McClanahan

by Mickey Rox

How Rue McClanahan became a TV icon isn’t classified information: For 20 years, the veteran actress has brought syndicated love and laughter to millions of people via The Golden Girls’s Blanche Devereaux, America’s favorite over-the-hill whore.
Rue McClanahan as Peggy Ingram in Sordid Lives: The Series. Photo by Ed Baran Publicity
With the royalties the 74-year-old McClanahan […]

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A&E Casting Looks for Talent

by Heidi Fellner
A&E Casting Looks for Talent

On the Runway Section
With the national economy facing recession, most every business—sales, service, or industry—is feeling the pinch. Cutting costs and raising prices are standard approaches to generating more revenue, but when consumer spending is also down, some companies are thinking more creatively about how to improve not only their bottom line, but also the […]

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Brideshead Revisited

by George Holdgrafer

Brideshead Revisited is back at last!
A quarter century ago, the 11-part 1981 British TV miniseries adaptation of Brideshead Revisited wowed the world. This time around, it’s a handsome Miramax film, starring handsome actors, with handsome sets and costumes. Currently, the sure-to-be-box-office sensation, directed by Julian Jarrold, is screening at the Landmark Theatres Edina Cinema.
(From left) […]

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Chris & Don: A Love Story, The Triumph of Gay Love

by John Townsend

The 34-year relationship of Christopher Isherwood and Don Bachardy is truly one of history’s great gay love stories. If you want to see how these two brave souls succeeded in love, don’t even think of missing the shimmering new documentary Chris & Don: A Love Story, directed by Tina Mascara and Guido Santi.
Christopher Isherwood (left) […]

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On the Record

by Ed Huyck

Apocalypso
The Presets
Apparently, judging from the discs landing on my desk recently, it’s trashy dance-music summer. It seems a million-and-one acts are trying to capture the success of the Scissor Sisters, MGMT, et al., with collections of pulsing tunes laced with old-school electronics and ice-cold melodies. Australian two-piece The Presets may be the best of […]

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Deep Inside Hollywood

by Romeo San Vicente

The New Sexual Orientation of Old Christine
Plenty of TV shows have replaced actors in a role. If you turned your back for a minute, Roseanne had a new Becky, and Dynasty a new Steven. But The New Adventures of Old Christine is getting an entirely different sort of makeover, at least for a while. Latest […]

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On the Townsend

by John Townsend

Tipping the Bucket
Through Aug. 10
Rarig Center
Univ. of Minn.
330 21st Ave. S., Mpls.
(651) 209-6799
<www.fringefestival.org>
Spoken-word writer-performer and Baptist-turned-Catholic Allegra Lingo always gets beneath the surface of queer issues in a humorously human way. Her latest, Tipping the Bucket, looks at faith.
Lingo shares, “On a personal level, I believe that God made me. And I believe that being […]

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Queer Content Permeates Fringe Festival!

by John Townsend
Queer Content Permeates Fringe Festival!

The 15th annual Minnesota Fringe Festival features a variety of queer-oriented shows that you will want to check out. Most of them last about an hour. In a society where queer content is not seen enough in film and performing arts, the Fringe is the ideal place to balance that out for yourself—and friends and […]

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Leather Leadership Conference XI Wins Pantheon of Leather Award

Leather Life by Steve Lenius

To paraphrase Sally Field: They liked us. They really liked us! On July 20, Leather Leadership Conference (LLC) XI, which took place April 20-22, 2007, in Minneapolis, was the winner in the “Large Event of the Year” category at Pantheon of Leather (POL) XVIII.
Steve Lenius (left) accepting award from Jon Krongaard. Photo by Bill Schlichting
POL […]

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Crowns and Gowns: Imperial Court of Minnesota Hosts Coronation XVII

by George Holdgrafer

Empress XVI, Helen Back. Photo by Paul Nixdorf
Although it’s primarily a fund-raising organization bringing in thousands of dollars annually for local charities, the Imperial Court of Minnesota (ICOM), founded in 1992, does so by hosting fun drag shows with plenty crowns and gowns. Over the next two weeks, ICOM is mounting a series of events […]

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A Real Minneapolis Hot Dog? Hoodwinked!

Word of Mouth by John Michael Lerma

The goal: Seek out the best wieners in town, while increasing our riding endurance. I’ve had a fondness for wieners from an early age: boiled, fried, battered, deep-fried, and grilled; short ones, long ones, and stuffed. Partner Chad, friend/neighbor Mona, and I hopped on our bicycles for our noble quest to find the perfect wiener.
(Clockwise […]

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Smalley’s Caribbean Barbeque and Pirate Bar

Off the Eaten Path by Heidi Fellner
Smalley’s Caribbean Barbeque and Pirate Bar

As a food columnist, it’s tempting to fill one’s dance card with every highbrow restaurant in town. Mea culpa—power corrupts. To mount a pithy defense, few casual restaurants offer food worthy of the pen. That price point is overrun with franchises and reconstituted foods that only can promise trans fats and regret.
Pulled Chicken Sandwich with […]

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Sex Talk: Amateur Webcams

by Simon Sheppard

Almost every new media technology—from the printing press to photography to the DVD—has been quickly applied to everyone’s favorite pastime: sex. And so it goes with the webcam. As cameras have gained in resolution and broadband has bumped up connection speeds, visual virtual sex on the Web has flourished.
“I’m a bit of an exhibitionist,” says […]

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Book Marks

by Richard Labonte

Band Fags!
by Frank Anthony Polito
Kensington Books
448 pages
$15 paper
A decade ago, who’d have thunk there would be a glut of high-school coming-out novels. Bret Hartinger, Robin Reardon, Brian Sloan, Alex Sanchez, Perry Moore, David Levithan, James Howe, Josh Kilmer-Purcell, Drew Ferguson: the authors’ names—their books published in just the past year—are legion. It’s a welcome glut, […]

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Lesbian 101: How To Be Like Me

Dateland by Jennifer Parello

I have received hundreds of letters asking me the same question: “How do you do it, J.Lo?” the letters ask. “How do you spend several minutes every week slaving over this column, and still find time to chase emotionally unavailable women?” The answer, my friends, is that I make the time.
Any fool can stumble into […]

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Got Your Goat?

Consider the Source by Julie Dafydd

What was it, 18 years ago, when Luke Perry first showed up on 90210 with a goatee?
And we smirked.
Just as we smirked at Tori Spelling’s elephant bells.
After all, these were merely the world’s oldest high school kids shooting the precipitous curls of fashion’s fickle waves.
But remarkably, long after a second generation of Nehru jackets and […]

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Ms. Behavior®: Steamy Sex from Sexless Girlfriend

by Meryl Cohn

Dear Ms. Behavior:
I secretly am sleeping with my friend, Amy, who is in the process of breaking up with her almost-ex girlfriend, Robin. Their relationship has been loveless and sexless for many years, but Amy hasn’t moved out, because Robin’s mother is dying, and Amy feels it would be cruel to finalize their breakup right […]

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Scooter’s and Diversions Host Eau Claire Pride

by George Holdgrafer

On August 15-16, Scooter’s and Diversions, two local gay bars, are hosting Pride in Eau Claire, Wisconsin. Along with events at both establishments, they’re sponsoring a Pride Picnic on August 16 in Mt. Simon Park in Eau Claire, featuring free beer, burgers, and brats. The park overlooks scenic Dells Pond.
Diversions owner Tim Romans says, “We […]

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Following in the Footsteps of Rugby Pioneers

The Outfield by Dan Woog

One day seven years ago, Kerri Heffernan went for a run. Her path took her past an athletic field in Providence, Rhode Island, where the Brown University women’s rugby team was training.
Kerri Heffernan. Photo by Dan Woog
Heffernan—who, prior to becoming Associate Director of Brown’s Howard R. Swearer Center for Public Service, had been an international […]

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Out in the Stars

by Charlene Lichtenstein

Horoscope for August 1-14 Capitalize on your acumen, as Venus glides into Virgo. Check your list of wants and wanteds. Anything is possible, and failure is not an option. Get going!
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 20)
Gay Rams make their mark on the job, and feel pretty darned good about their prospects. Capture and channel this high-energy level, […]

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Curbside

by Robert Kirby

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Bitter Girl

by Joan Hilty

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Trolín

by Rodro

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Dykesville

by Tami Friday

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Davina Baldwin

Community Business Profile by Heidi Fellner

Consumer interest in car insurance is a bit of a paradox, according to Davina Baldwin, an insurance agent with State Farm. Many people are looking to save money by cutting back on their insurance coverage, but at the same time, more and more motorists are completely uninsured, upping your risk of liability.
Davina Baldwin. Photo Courtesy […]

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Business Briefs

by Chris Jackson

A Golden Good-bye
It is with a heavy heart that we say a sad good-bye to Estelle Getty. On July 22, the 84-year-old actress of Golden Girls fame passed away. She had been suffering from advanced dementia for a number of years.
Known best for her portrayal of Sophia Petrillo, mother of Bea Arthur’s character, Dorothy Zbornak, […]

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No Joy: “Bullying, Sexual Identity and the Limits of Tolerance”

A Word in Edgewise by E.B. Boatner

The murder of 15-year-old student Lawrence King was the subject of the cover article in the July 28 Newsweek. Investigative reporter Ramin Setoodeh had spent five months in Oxnard, California, researching and interviewing. Like the robot spacecraft Galileo relaying images of Jupiter, the reporter brought back information that was more acutely detailed, yet posed even […]

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Reigning Cats and Dogs: Organic Products Condense Around Companion Animals

by Terrance Griep

You may think our rainbow tribe is divided into five parts—GLBT folk, as well as our allies—and, if you do, you’re right, kind of…but the quantifying that matters most is composed of a simple binary code: You’re either one, or you’re the other. I’m talking, of course, about Cat People and Dog People.

Two products of […]

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Welcome to the Doghouse: Pampered Pooch Playground Provides Pleasurable Pastimes

by Elizabeth Stiras

Everyone can use a vacation, even your four-legged companion. When you board a plane, and head for a tropical destination, you can give Fido his own getaway where he can relax, and enjoy plenty of attention.
Photo Courtesy of pamperedpoochplayground.com
The average person might balk at the idea of pampering a dog, but owners have strong emotional […]

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Pet Peeves: Handi-Drink and PlexiDor Are Useful Pooch Products

by Heidi Fellner

Pet lovers are-n’t discouraged easily from caring for their furry friends, and often will go to great lengths to keep them comfortable and happy. However, certain situations can become difficult for dogs owners—primarily, having to leave a party early to let their dog out, or getting up in the middle of the night to do […]

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Grieving When Your Loved One Was a Pet: Peternity and Heteroflexible Therapy Offer Assistance

by Todd Park

Many people who own pets find that the loss of their companion animal is as painful as the death of a friend or family member. Because pets are integral parts of most families, it’s no surprise that the grieving process is often as complicated, personal, and intense.
Photos Courtesy of Peternity
Colleen Mihelich, founder and President of […]

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Pet Pawties: Petlane Advisers Teach Old (and New) Dogs, Cats, and Birds New Tricks

by Elizabeth Stiras

Your idea of a party might involve chips, dip, and high spirits, but sometimes, you never know what you’ll end up bringing home.

A pet party, or “pet pawty”—as it is called by Petlane pet advisers, who teach old and young dogs, cats, and birds new tricks—is thrown with a guarantee that the treats and toys […]

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