Jan. 18-31 Make your personal mark on the world, as the Sun enters Aqueerius. It’s not enough to think about the “what ifs” of life. Start to think about the “why nots?” as well. And full speed ahead!
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 20)
This period, try to make a difference in someone’s life, and, in turn, you make yourself feel good. Proud Rams are in harmony with the greater group effort. They will change the direction of the dynamic with the ease and grace of a true diplomat. But don’t work from purely selfish motives. Take a worthy charitable effort one giant leap forward. Simon says: no baby steps.
TAURUS (APRIL 21-MAY 21)
With pioneering Sun in Aquarius so strongly placed in your chart, retiring queer Bulls can take decisive action in professional matters. Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to grab the reins, and ride the corporate chariot to unparalleled success. Don’t accept excuses or promises—you’ve been far too understanding for too long. It’s play or pay time, buddy.
GEMINI (MAY 22-JUNE 21)
Travel is highlighted, so get Out, and make things shake, rattle, and roll. You are charged with the task of harnessing and then spreading valuable information. (Does a personal blog count?) Pink Twins can be very compelling, so become a spokesperson for any personal pet cause. I expect you will do so with flair. Call it as you see it. Wear glasses to maintain focus.
CANCER (JUNE 22-JULY 23)
Lusty gay Crabs are sensual and insatiable, with Sun in Aquarius. Something fiery in the air guides you to the heat, but you may bite off more than you can chew. Maintain your balance, and avoid arguments by treating lovers as one would treat fine china: Handle them gingerly, show them off, and don’t use them for target practice.
LEO (JULY 24-AUGUST 23)
Sun in Aquarius accentuates the importance of relationships, and what you can do to create and sustain one. This process requires the subtle touch, but proud Lions might decide to push the envelope. Try not to. Allow partners more latitude and breathing space than usual. You can’t expect absolute devotion simply because you roar for it.
VIRGO (AUGUST 24-SEPTEMBER 23)
Queer Virgins virtually dive head first into their pile of paperwork on the job, thanks to Sun in Aquarius. If you find mundane tasks multiplying and dividing, use this period to prioritize. Then, tackle the most overwhelming and difficult projects with tour de force. Energy for even the most boring and detailed project is high. Slice through the clutter while you sizzle and cook.
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24-OCTOBER 23)
Sun in Aquarius knows how to give a proud Libra a good gay time! Try to maintain your perspective, though. This period brings far too much of a good thing, and can send you off on detours. Avoid blithely wandering into the distance on silly, wasteful tangents. But enjoy the useful creative verve—we all need a little whimsy now and then. And more now than then.
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24-NOVEMBER 22)
Proud Scorps scale and move mountains, with Sun in Aquarius. Try to keep it in the domestic sphere. Do what needs to be done on any home-related issues, whether redecorating projects around the house or any ongoing nagging family matters. Don’t take no for an answer, so repeat yes, yes, yes like a mantra. Don’t compromise on your life’s direction.
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23-DECEMBER 22)
Your communications never have been so strong and compelling, thanks to Sun in Aquarius. Gay Archers are great humanitarians who yearn to “do good” at any cost. Sugarcoating your desires is not in the cards. Personal opinions have all the subtly of a sledgehammer, but what the heck?—you are here to make things happen any way you can. Force ’em to listen if you have to.
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23-JANUARY 20)
Review your investment strategy. Sun in Aquarius mandates that finances must be set firmly before you can proceed on loftier goals. This is good—pink Caps should not be at the mercy of others for their financial security. Get off your assets, and learn the nuts and bolts of investing. You then can expect a surge of self-confidence to get things launched fiscally.
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21-FEBRUARY 19)
Aqueerians are the source of all power this period. Plug into the surge, and maneuver into the middle of important social circles. You charm people to your way of thinking (and where charm leaves off, arm-twisting comes in). Keep in mind that in the long term, nobody likes to get handled and pushed into a corner. If things take longer to gel, just smile, and say pretty please.
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20-MARCH 20)
A strobe is flashed in your closet of insecurities and self-delusions. Guess what: It’s not as horrible as you thought. Sun in Aquarius sweeps out all the psychological debris that holds you back from success. Don’t let gremlins rule you, Guppie. This is the time to give them a kick in the patoot once and for all. Be strong, and sweep out the garbage. Then, breathe free.
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