Horoscope for Dec. 21-Jan. 3 Feeling a bit more practical this holiday season? Sun in Cap helps us chart a new, powerful course of action. Whatever happens now feels more purposeful and strategic. Good! It’s time to get a push in the right direction, rather than into traffic.
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 20)
Gay Rams feel on top of the corporate world. Use Sun in Cap to make great strides in your ascent. Can you make an indelible mark on authority figures, or will it be more of a scrape? Maybe the lure of the boardroom is not that intoxicating to you. Does the suit fit, or does it chaff? Decide what you really want, and how much it will cost you financially…and morally.
TAURUS (APRIL 21-MAY 21)
The world beckons. Get ready for a great gay adventure that tips the scale on extravagance. Queer Bulls yearn to travel, but may not have the dough for it. Not this period. Try to experience everything that life has to offer, including exotic food, company, and general stimulus. You really don’t have to travel far. Just try looking at the world from a different angle. Prone?
GEMINI (MAY 22-JUNE 21)
Pink Twins have their time to dance the dance. Will you do it alone, or with a certain delightful you-know-who? Sun in Cap heats up your hormones to a crispy fry. Don’t let them burn to ash. The secret of your sexy success is to be a bit choosy, and take things in moderation with an eye to future happiness. OK, maybe you don’t have to plan that far ahead.
CANCER (JUNE 22-JULY 23)
Partnerships become a more important part of your life. Gay Crabs feel the need to solidify current relationships, and seek new, practical ones. You even may aspire to advance your social standing with a new liaison from the cream of the social crop. Seek, and you shall find. But will they respect you in the morning? Do you really care?
LEO (JULY 24-AUGUST 23)
Proud Lions are revitalized, with Sun in Cap. You have more energy than usual, and even may feel like taking on a more rigorous exercise regimen or diet. Why not hire a personal trainer, and get those buns in motion? Day-to-day work also takes on a new and brilliant hue. You become a star on the job. Show ’em what’s cooking in the cubicle. Err, what’s that smell?
VIRGO (AUGUST 24-SEPTEMBER 23)
Sun in Cap allows queer Virgins to let it all hang out, if they so wish. Get Out there, and have fun. Play, daydream, create. Tap into your gay muse. Not only can you expand your imagination, but also you can add a notch on your belt with a feisty romance or three. Make yourself presentable, available, and open. The assorted flotsam will wash up on your shore.
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24-OCTOBER 23)
Circumstances this period highlight any ongoing, intense family matter. It’s now or never to handle deftly what needs to be done. Gay Libras should not be relegated to the bottom drawer by any relative. Why not peel back and examine the real issues, and set the record queer once and for all. You have nothing to lose but that straitjacket and yet another fruitcake.
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24-NOVEMBER 22)
Right or wrong, you are usually right. Now, you’re more on target than usual. Queer Scorps always seem to know the appropriate thing to say at the appropriate time, so tell it as you see it. Write a scathing letter to the editor or to some politician. Don’t wait too long, though. Issues get old and stale quickly, and you’ll go back to sniffing the fridge for unpleasant smells.
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23-DECEMBER 22)
Money matters actually do matter, with Sun in Cap. What do you really value, aside from a darn good time? Any financial problems suddenly can seem surmountable, so pull out the checkbook, pay your bills, and get yourself back into the black. Save something for a rainy day. Fiscal stability can be in the stars, if you set your mind to it. Heck, even you can do it, gay Archer.
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23-JANUARY 20)
The next few weeks are a revitalizing and refreshing time for you, with Sun in your own sign. Step into the center of the action, and see who meets and greets. Pink Caps have ample charisma, and just need a little more personal oomph and confidence. Begin new things, meet new folks, and freshen up your overripe appearance. You’re the center of it all, sweetheart. Dress the part.
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21-FEBRUARY 19)
If there was ever a time to polish off your crystal ball and have a good psychic look, this is it. Aqueerians plum the depths of their intuition, and delve into the occult, with Sun in Cap. You may even feel surprisingly invincible. No nasty surprises can be dredged up to harm you. Hidden enemies are thwarted in their dastardly deeds, and you find opportunities to exact your revenge. Just wait….
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20-MARCH 20)
Guppies needn’t rely on the kindness of strangers, with Sun in Cap. Pals are there for you to provide ample moral support for any personal problem, and great gay camaraderie just for the heck of it. Enjoy the holiday cheer while you can. The time soon may come for you to examine long-term goals and commitments with an idea to downsize and belt-tighten…later!
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