Out In The Stars
by Charlene LichtensteinHoroscope for Feb. 29-Mar. 13 Mars glides into Cancer this period, putting a bit of zing in our swing. Let the love flow, overflow, or whatever.
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 20)
Gather your family together this period. Proud Rams have a heightened need to connect emotionally to close relatives, as well as to draw nearer those who are at a distance. You may feel the need to put your feelings on the table, and be totally honest in your hurts and heals. But you also can be more strategic, so be sure to survey the land before you plant a stake.
TAURUS (APRIL 21-MAY 21)
You speak with unusual passion, when Mars enters Cancer. Queer Bulls are given the gift of persuasion, and find themselves sought out as speakers and communicators. It’s time to get politicized, and make your mark on the agenda. Why not use this passionate, compelling energy to put a face to your inner persona? Speak from the heart. Do you like whom you see?
GEMINI (MAY 22-JUNE 21)
Mars helps you reprioritize what is most important in your life. Is it extravagance, wine, sex, and song? You better believe it! Well, it also can mean that you are far more astute with your finances. Let’s put it this way: Anything you set your mind to do, you can do. And achievement requires action. So, spend it or save it, but don’t squander it or let it float by, pink Twin.
CANCER (JUNE 22-JULY 23)
Gay Crabs are in their element, when sensual Mars slides into their own sign. First impressions are golden. Inspired fashion statements are your personal mandates. Make good use of time, compadre! You are charm personified, and attract many fervent worshippers to your altar. However, I would avoid demanding sacrificial virgins. They are simply too hard to find.
LEO (JULY 24-AUGUST 23)
Let the good gay karma roll all though this period. Proud Lions feel the need to give back to the community, and the community gratefully responds. Get involved, and reap the rewards. Your psychic ability is right on target, as hidden enemies are revealed, and stopped in their tracks. Best to rub a crystal ball (or two) immediately. Are things coming into focus?
VIRGO (AUGUST 24-SEPTEMBER 23)
Mars in Cancer makes even plain platonic relationships a bit zestier. It’s an opportune time to plan a few get-togethers, and expand your circle into a sphere. Queer Virgins may discover that a certain pal can become a bosom buddy, but take things slowly. This can be a jealous and possessive time. It would be a shame to ruin a beautiful friendship for a flirt and a squirt.
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24-OCTOBER 23)
Scratching your way to the top gets a bit smoother this period. Proud Libras can maneuver more easily through the corporate morass, and take advantage of all opportunities to get ahead. But this energy is fleeting, so make the most of the transit by focusing all your attention and effort on the ultimate prize. Yes: early retirement, poolside!
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24-NOVEMBER 22)
Hook up with an exciting exotic stranger this period. And the stranger (and more mysterious), the better. Proud Scorps yearn to travel, and experience new experiences. You can satisfy your urge by either planning a fabulous vacation, or, if money and time are tight, cruising the Internet or the immediate neighborhood. The world is your ocean, so dive in, and get wet!
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23-DECEMBER 22)
Gay Archers are tempted to quaff their thirst at the company water cooler this period. Love on the job often sounds like a good idea, but is inadvisable in the long term. Avoid opportunities to sharpen your pencil at your desk. You will have plenty of time to find love and affection after hours. Therefore, keep your nose to the grindstone, shoulder to the wheel, and eye on the clock.
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23-JANUARY 20)
If your pastimes take on an intense and passionate hue, blame the blast on Mars in Cancer. Pink Caps are inspired and driven to create and disseminate. Let those creative juices flow. Of course, this planetary placement also can lead you to lurid dissipating temptations, raucous parties, drunken debauches, and general over-the-top behavior…that is, if you are really lucky!
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21-FEBRUARY 19)
You are just too hot to handle this period. Aqueerians hold the key to the magic kingdom. They are ready, willing, and able to open up the gates to all interested visitors. But be discerning, pardner. This is a possessive and jealous moment in time. You may be willing to share, but lovers are not. Let’s avoid any messy scenes that require swabbing up.
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20-MARCH 20)
Mars in Cancer can domesticate any Guppie. Relationships are the center of your world. You focus on pleasing partners, and forging stronger bonds between the two of you. Try to give partners a bit of room to roam. This period may make you a bit more possessive than usual. Remember: Looser ropes are more effective than tighter ones. Silk scarves, however, are better still.
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